Filed under: Celebrity Gossip
Another day, another of Kerry Katona's ex-boyfriends tells all.The latest charmer to reveal details of what it's like to date a celeb is builder Stuart Nuttall, who, er... 'fell' for Kezza on the internet.
After two months of dating the reality star, Stuart's single again (he dumped her by text) and spilling the beans.
Blabbing to Reveal magazine, Stuart said he thought Kerry was "great fun and really bubbly"... but she turned out to be a "bitter disappointment".
Their first date, for instance, was in a Warrington pub.
"What a dive, what a rough pub," the 39-year-old said. "She said her mum had been taking her there since she was 16.
"It was like something out of a horror movie. We sat in the bar along with one old woman and her Labrador dog. One bloke had stripped down to his boxers and was lying on the pool table."
Nuttall goes on to reveal that whenever he saw Kerry drink "she would cane it". Judging by the way he's explained her local boozer, we can hardly blame her.
It wasn't just the pub dates that lacked romance though. Stuart recalls lying in bed waiting for Kerry to surprise him with something suitably sexy but was horrified to see her wearing Miss Piggy pyjamas.
He explained, "I remember thinking, 'What the f*** have you got on?'"
Stuart's parting shot was this little piece of advice, "I would say to anybody who's thinking of dating her, 'Don't bother', unless you want to stay in with her mum and have your life ripped apart."
After Mark Croft, Dan Foden and this guy, it strikes us it's Kerry that needs the advice - stay away from money-grabbing, blabber-mouths.
What do you think - was Stuart just cashing in? Leave your comments below...
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