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Urgh, quick pass us that bottle of eye bleach!Oh, unfortunately it seems that there's no such product and that we are now going to have to live the rest of our lives with this picture burned into our mind's eye.
Yes, it is Gillian McKeith and yes, she is dressed as Pamela Anderson from her Baywatch days.The I'm A Celebrity fruitcake dressed up as Pammy for a Heat magazine photoshoot, as she gave them her only intervie since leaving the jungle.
She said: "It was like a horror movie that never ended. People are looking for this incredible explanation and I really don't have one.
"I liked the idea of going to Australia and thought I'd get a bit of a holiday. There's no doubt that I didn't completely understand what I was getting myself into. I thought it would be an interesting way of challenging myself. When I finally realised what I was facing, I was absolutely mortified."
"I'd never seen the show because I didn't like insects, so it's not the kind of thing I'd watch. Before the show I was just so busy, I didn't have time to look it up or anything."
Commenting on her unpopularity with the other I'm A Celeb contestants, she continued: "I'm not the kind of person who'll gossip, but I don't understand why people have to be two-faced.
"If you've got something to say, just say it to me. They showed their true colours. Dom wasn't very pleasant. But then again we've all witnessed him picking his nose and eating it."
And she is still insisting that her dramatic fainting episodes WERE real, despite seeming to be in slow motion.
She said: "I've got a history of fainting. The first time I fainted - and it sounds quite hilarious - was when I got very excited because I thought I saw Santa Claus.
"All I can say to people is that I've got scoliosis, and there's no way in a million years I can risk banging my back.
"I've probably fainted 12 to 15 times in my life. It has to be something pretty intense."
You could vote for Gilly in the Eleven Awards 2010, should you so wish.
Hmmm, what do you reckon? Is Gillian telling porky pies? Does she look hot in a swimsuit? Comments down there please...
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