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As we wake up every Saturday and Sunday cradling the remnants of our cheesy chips and looking like the dog threw us up, there are a bunch of sprightly, attractive things on telly making us feel a lot worse about ourselves.
The hosts of Channel 4's hangover slot, T4, are used to dishing out the tough questions to celebrity types, but we thought it was about time they received a taste of their own medicine.
Georgie Okell,
Will Best,
Jameela Jamil,
Nick 'Grimmy' Grimshaw and
Matt Edmonson face their toughest questions yet with Eleven's 11 Big Ones.
1. Who is the biggest T4 diva?
Grimmy: I don't think anyone is a diva. There's no diva-ing. I've heard wonderful stories about
June Sarpong having new haircuts half way through a filming day though. She'd have a new weave and that.
Georgie: Matt has to have all his food in one uniformed colour.
Matt: I do like it beige, like an omelette in a bap with some chips. But anyway, I would say it's Jameela.
Will: In a way, I'm the biggest diva as I insist on making my own tea, getting things for other people.
Matt: He's unbearable. He makes demands like 'oh can I get you something from the shop?' No stop asking!
2. What is your dirtiest habit?
Grimmy: I really like McDonalds - it's like my favourite restaurant. A quarter pounder, extra large fries and sweet chilli sauce in the burger is my favourite meal and then sometimes I have a starter of a double cheese burger. I love it so much I go a few times a week.
Jameela: For me, I don't just eat chicken, I eat a whole chicken as in I chew on the bones - I particularly like eating the cartilage.
3. Who was the last person to see you naked?
Jameela: My flatmate Dave. Everyone was out and I was just prancing around the house naked, as you do, and I pranced in to Dave. Dave hasn't looked me in the eye since. The naked run worked out very badly for me.
Will: 1991, bathtime, my sister.
Georgie: We've all pretty much seen Will naked.
Matt: When I close my eyes, it's burnt on my retina. I saw myself naked in the mirror this morning - it was terrifying.
4. How hot are you on a scale of 1-10?
Matt: If we're talking literally, I am the hottest because I am wearing the most clothes. But if I was to rank everyone it goes, Will, Jameela, Georgie, Grimmy, me.
Georgie: I'm less hot than Jameela?!
Matt: You're hot in a different way.
Jameela: Three. Definitely three last week - I had my tooth out. I think I'd give myself a six.
Grimmy: I'd give myself a five
Jameela: I'd give you a seven, maybe an eight in that jumper.
5. If you were a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be and why?
Grimmy: Grimonce (laughs) because that's amazing, that's why. Or Destiny Rose like a really trashy stripper's name or something. It's the worst girls name you could have - no offence any Destiny Rose's out there.
Jameela: Dave is the ultimate. I'd want something really properly boring. I think I'd suit a Norman.
Grimmy: That's good because old people would like and it young people would think it was like all ironic and that.
6. What's the most inappropriate thing you've ever done when drunk?
Will: 1992, bathtime... No, I had a couple of drinks and chatted up
Jancie Dickinson. I think the most inappropriate thing was allowing a drunken peck on the cheek to become something quite a lot more than that...
Grimmy: I stole a Christmas tree, complete with decorations.
7. What's the most money you've ever spunked?
Grimmy: A watch that was like four grand but I wear it everyday, so cost per use...
Jameela: I bought my mum and brother a holiday to New York. At first it felt like a really nice gesture but then the price came at the end...
8. Which T4 guests have left you all a fluster?
Jameela: Chace Crawford made me sweat - he was just flirting outrageously. And interviewing
Tom Hanks, even though I didn't fancy him got me in a fluster. I got him to sign my copy of Big. I was that person who came in with a DVD to get it signed.
9. Who has been your most disappointing interview?
Matt: Mine was for a T4 show
Pocket TV where I interviewed
Kate Nash. We did this thing called face invaders where you stand very close to a popstar's face. It was meant to be a little bit awkward but she found it genuinely terrifying and she didn't really play ball. You've got two options there - you can either back off and say it was a wasted interview or go in hard and aggressive and I went for that option.
Will: For me it was
Lee Nelson and his routine is a character - a really bad Ali G. One of the questions we asked was 'how would you change my style?' and he just started undressing me and not in a funny way. It was just really, really awkward. He was trying to rip my belt off, but couldn't undo it but wouldn't give up.
10. What are your favourite pair of pants like?
Jameela: I love a granny pant. I found the ultimate granny pant - it has pockets.
Grimmy: They're to put like magnets in because women put them in there when they have HRT problems. My auntie puts a magnet in her knickers and then it realigns something in her ovaries. When she gets drunk at family parties, she hangs forks off them and stuff and all the kids love it.
Jameela: American Apparel do lacy granny pants, so it's like a slutty granny pant - the best of both worlds.
Grimmy: Oooh, slutty nans. That's nice.
11. Tell us a joke.
Jameela: What do gay horses eat? Haaaayy
Grimmy: This is the only joke I know and I think Jameela told it to me - why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle.
T4's Stars of 2011 takes place on Sunday 11th December at Earls Court, London. The event will be broadcast across Channel 4 and 4Music. For tickets and more info, go to www.channel4.com/t4.
